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When ones penis is so big that it can barely fit in a vagina, or mabey too big to fit in a vagina. Also, a monster cock exploads more jizz than a normal penis each ejaculation. If the penis is not circumsized, it cannot be a monster cock.
Dan stuck his monster cock so far into her vagina, that it punctured her internal organs.
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Undoubtedly the BEST character on sesame street! The super cool dude with a great taste in food! I loved sesame street and it was all his doing! Fuck elmo! He sucks! What is everyones obsession with elmo? The cookie monster OWNS elmo. Elmo can go rot in hell!
"C is for Cookie!"
"It's all about the cookie, mmm, the cookie, yeah, the cookie!"
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The international symbol of the singer Lady Gaga. The symbol allows fellow monsters to reconize each other wherever they are. The symbol was made famous in the video Bad Romance. The monster claw symbol is done by holding your hands up and putting your fingers in a claw-like fashion.
Look that girl over there is holding up her 'monster claws' to show her support for Lady Gaga.
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the blue muppet from sesame street
that throws mass quanitys of cookies at his face in an attempt to eat them
mmm im hungry i want to go cookie monster style and gobble cookies
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The most dedicated Dubstep fans who can typically be identified by their dreadlocks, cargo pants, neon colored apparel, psychedelic emblems, and a general disregard for personal hygiene. Dubstep monsters are a combination of the homeless, festival mud-hippies, and garbage. The priorities of a Dubstep monster include: carrying the word of Dubstep to whomever will hear it, trolling urban sprawls, and appearing as filthy and disgusting as the music they listen to. Generally Dubstep Monsters will frequent any area where their unsightly appearance and dirty beats will be tolerated (such as the front of a convenience store or waiting for public transportation). On occasion, they may emit dubstep from their bodies as a means of preaching the word of filth to the general population, either from their mouths or over-sized headphones at maximum volume.
Person 1: "Did you guys go to Ultra this year?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was the best time of my life until Dubstep monsters ate my best friend."
Concerned Friend: "Be careful getting home tonight. It's late and the Dubstep Monsters like to hang out in the Burger King Parking lot."
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When you go back with a girl after a night out, don't have sex with her and just cuddle.
me:"so charlie did you shag beth"
charlie: "no mate, im an emotional guy and im really in love with her, so we just cuddled all night long"
me: "haha you wet cunt, you CUDDLE MONSTER!"
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The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.
Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.
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