one more for good measure

This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.

Jimmy decided to have one more for good measure before he stumbled home from the bar.

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Virtue is no more than a luxury

A sentence to say whenever you're in deep troubles that are caused by yourself, that could have been easily avoided.

I was as high as a bird as I wrote that exam - virtue is no more than a luxury.

The police caught my friend with Crystal Meth - virtue is no more than a luxury.

His girlfriend left him because he cheated, virtue is no more than a luxury.

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more soup than solid

diarrhea, the hershey squirts, mudbutt, the shit's, loose stool, liquid shit, gurgler,

Gee Bob I heard you in the toilet just now, sounded like a real gurgler. You know it Stan that was more soup than solid

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more fun than a clown on fire

to be exceedingly entertaining, much like a clown on fire

Listening to Bush try to talk about foreign affairs is more fun than a clown on fire

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Is Pi More Dog Than Cat?

When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number π, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.

The number π is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.

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Less QQ More Pew Pew

A term used normally for players with "ranged" attacks in a video game, used when someone is crying (hence the Q.Q face looking like the O.O face with tears) and not doing anything. The phrase "pew pew" is an onomatopoeia for a gun firing.

You're being retardedly useless right now Ben, so less QQ more pew pew plox.

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I more than like you

A cop out for saying "I love you".

I more than like you Sharon, I love you.

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