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A mountain beaver is like a large rat, and lives along the western coast of the united states. It is generally brown has a stubby tail, beaver like teeth, and killer claws. Mountain beavers are nocturnal and are difficult to find, like yeti's.
Katrina: Dude what was that
Marina: It was the beast of the forest, a Mountain Beaver
Katrina: It looked fierce, I wouldn't want to go one one one with one of those!
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A man or woman who lives in the mountains, has a horrible odor and comes into the city to buy supplies while stinking up the whole store. Usually spends months out of a year living in the mountains with other "Mountain Hippies".
"Wow man, this place fucking stinks"
"Yeah, it must be that "Mountain Hippy" over there buying the discounted steaks and organic vegetables"
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a mountain dew is when you shit on someones chest and make a mountain, then piss on top of the mountain to cause it to make a land slide, this is known as the mountain dew.
I just took a mountain dew on your mom, man!
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When a guy has a noticable dick or boner
Kate: lol you have a fire on the mountain Jared
Jared: I do not!
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an individual who tries to get ahead in life by performing difficult and self-depricating tasks, but often to no avail.
You would've thought Jill could've gotten that job given all the dick she sucks. What a mountain climber.
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a lame ass high school in the couve washintion.
Sam: Yo, what school you go to?
James: mountain view....
Sam: fuck that sucks for you.
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When you urinate on a mountain.
'There wern't any toilet's up there, I had to Mountain Dew
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