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Her: "Don't put your thing in me, I'm still a virgin!"
Him: "Okay... wanna do it in the mud instead?"
Adam: "Hey there you - I was thinking we'd do it in the mud tonight."
Steve: "Ooh that'd be lovely, I'll wash extra well back there!"
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The act of trying to rip a fart during a presentation to others and taking it a bit too far, ending up with a small pile of stool.
Sammy was in his buddies room and was going to execute the classic "bare ass spread clinch" fart when he drew mud all over his roommates chair!
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a ugly girl of any race or background she is just ugly
i seen him wit a mud duck lookin bitch fo real
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A caucasian female who is or ever was romantic with a black male.
I used to date that girl, but I had to break up with her because I found out that she's a mud duck.
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When a person believes that they are still a virgin if they only have anal sex.
Hey man did you know that Jane is a mud runner?
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When you pull your penis out and womans anal cavity and there are traces of fecal matter surround the tip of your manhood.
A: Man, i tottaly got a mud mushroom last nite while banging your sister!
B: Clean that mud mushroom of yours!
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