Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.

I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.

Muff Train

When 3 or more girls are in row eating each other out.

Chew-chew The 3 bitches are on the muff train.

Muff dribble

A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina

Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble

Muff & tuff

A female who is bisexual or lesbian that uses her vagina as a authority figure. She is a tomboy yet feminine in herself a symbol of beauty and strength.

Dang that girl was muff & tuff. She made me get her a beer man!

Tuff Muff

A strong booty

Gym bro: hey dude nice tuff muff. Other gym bro: thanks yours too

muff buffin

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".

Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"

Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.

Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"