Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.
I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.
When 3 or more girls are in row eating each other out.
Chew-chew The 3 bitches are on the muff train.
A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina
Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble
A female who is bisexual or lesbian that uses her vagina as a authority figure. She is a tomboy yet feminine in herself a symbol of beauty and strength.
Dang that girl was muff & tuff. She made me get her a beer man!
A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.
First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".
Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"
Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"
Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.
Chaz: "Hey Ben.
Ben: Yeah Chaz?
Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"