The sexual act of dressing as a cow and consuming the pubic hair of your partner after it has been straightened and dyed green.
Rafa: "I had a great time muff grazing off Emma last night"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"
a chick fight, and/or catfight
Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.
A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.
person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks
person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.
A Muff Giggle is a rapid expulsion of air from a females vagina, typically following sexual intercourse.
Was that muff giggle I just heard, or was it last nights dinner?
A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
Muff rot is any condition that negatively affects the vagina eg thrush, STDs
You'll get muff rot if ya not careful.
When 3 or more girls are in row eating each other out.
Chew-chew The 3 bitches are on the muff train.