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The art of inserting a homemade triple chocolate muffin into your partners anus when humming the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune.
She baked a fresh batch of muffins with the idea of using one to be sexual muffined that night.
The yellow opaque phlegm one coughs up, usually from the result of an infection. Can also come in the colors of green, brown, and gray.
I just coughed up a dense lung muffin. Hope that's the last one from this cold.
A luff muffin is someone who you "luff" and is as good as a muffin. It is used a name to address someone whom you luff.
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Person A: Hey! How has your day been going Luff Muffin?!! :D
Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.
-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS
PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN
Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.
Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...
Eating the ass of an assless chapped leather stud before or after anal devastation.
Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.
Derogatory expression for a conniving woman.
“She’s a real Connecticut Muffin”