noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.

Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"

Noob Goblin

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.

Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?

uncharted noob

a noob who is no one fucking knows who the fuck he is and he also the biggest retard in human history

That uncharted noob guy is such a retard

ben noob

the gayest boy alive that is obsessed with anime boys

wow... he's such a "ben noob"

Fake Noob

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level

I only lost because of that fake noob

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does

indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit

power-noob

Joann Poirier

Omg u r such a power-noob jo
Hahaha fuck off, i hav leveled up & am no longer a power-noob