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A Horny Kid with an ambiguous gender that laughs at all sorts of crap... Definately A HOMOSEXUAL can also be Wheely Steve
That Wheelie Steve kid is such a fuck-off
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The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.
Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!
All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.
Steve Jobs is my life, and he gives me good food.
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when you get a blow job while on a computer or using any apple device
dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
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he is jus the greatest guitarist there is thats all u av to say
21 note in a second cant beat that
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A mythical beast, which can be found in the in the bronx of weston-super-mare this creature has the ability to change the shape of its face without warning it does this by using an unique type of plastic surgery. this has baffled scientist for years as a seemlusly deformed beast can rescalped it face into something beautiful but is unable to keep it for more than 20 seconds, the last steve jackson to be seen was over ten years ago, and some now think they are extinct but just like big foot, scientist with their camera's are always hoping to catch a gilmps of the beast in one of the natural waterholes of meadvale namely the "nightjar".
tell tale signs that you have seen a steve jackson are
1. it is wearing a ton of hair gel
2. it is probably playing warcraft
3. it is incredibly sarcatic
4. Wearing the asda crest
5. smells like defication
6. may look like brad pitt for 20 seconds
if you have witnessed any of the above please could you contact the National steve jackson spotting agency.
Thankyou
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1. An absolute lad who loves to go throw boomerangs in thunderstorms with his delusional nephew.
2. A victim of the Australian government's scapegoating nature.
Nephew: "Hey! uncle steve, it's raining outside..."
Uncle Steve: Lets go throw some boomerangs, it'll cause an intense connection.
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A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex.
"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"
"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"
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