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tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.
"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."
A bitch ass who’s parents buy him everything who can’t say shit to people’s face because he knows he’ll get his ass kicked
I am Jared Reeves
bald.
Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.
bald.
Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.
A man or young boy with an exceptionally small penis, and too afraid to commit to sexual relationships because of the embarrassment.
My new boyfriend is such a Jared petrilli, he cant even stick it in my vajay jay
A dumbass that fucks everything up. Lovable but dumber than rocks. Liar. Rapist. Broke.
I’m so glad I’m not Jared white
Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
Dude I have Jared's Ears
Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them
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