one who penerates mens rectums on an hourly basis. he can only get erect from a thrashing by a shit filled sock
bingo the nonce has been spotted down the gents toilets AGAIN..........
Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore
person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day
A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled
“She such a seaming nonce, can’t stand her”
A spurs fan who is deluded and likes to eat cheese on toast as a special dish.
And still thinks fOrTnItE is good
Do you like a big stroky nonce?
No they are deluded
Ok wanna play fornite battle royale
Oh hell nah