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1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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The BEST NFL football team to every play football. G.O.A.T.S. The only team to go a perfect season. There one of the team's that come to mind when you think BEST.
The Maimi Dolphins are so good . No one will ever be better that them.
Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing
Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.
Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.
Linda got major air last night when she dolphined Katie’s bed.
Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.
Linda got major air last night when she dolphined Katie’s bed.
When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.