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When a women is being fucked really hard by a man and before he cums he punches the girl really hard in the stomach and her intestines come out her but and the man licks it.
Me and my girlfriend fucked so hard last night that i German sausage
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When you fuck some chick in the ass and pull out your cock and there are little black dots on it
"Oh my god Andy, I just got german watermeloned by this girl"
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A persons ass hole that has been filled with numerous small creatures and the creatures have then crawled up the intestines and into various organs in the body before being thrown up all over the floor for spectators to view and feed
I went to a German Zoo show today. I fed a digested hamster
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when a man poops on a woman's vagina then has sex with her and when his dick is covered in shit he makes the girl lick it like a Popsicle.
Guy: hey dude i gave maria a german popsicle lastnight!
Guy 2: Nice!
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Wacking off to a german girl on the interwebz.AKA COURTNEY. This is the german handshake.
Mario and german girl doin the dirty german handshake
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Basically a Poutine but instead of Gravy....Dya Is Added....You know Watery Poop.
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This is performed when you take a shit, while clentching your butt cheeks together, then taking your shit caked ass to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. The goal is to make a pair of shitty sideburns...excuse the pun. If you want to be festive, scream something in German.
We were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. I gave that skank some German Sideburns...a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. I am a regular Picaso...VOLKSWAGEN!!!
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