Poo-breath

1) -Adjective- Used to describe the smell of breath resembling that of excrement.

2) -Noun- A subject deployed tactically as an ice-breaker or to break awkward, uncomfortable silences.

1)

Peter: "Don't you think the Mr. Cross has really bad poo-breath?"

Tarquin: "I think you should shut the fuck up, and get out of my kitchen."

2)

Guy: "I've never been on a blind date before. It's nice to meet you."

Girl: "Yeah, you too. So.. uh..."

......................................................................................

Guy: "Poo-breath?"

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Death Breath

Having excessively bad breath beyond the point you feel like you're going to die, or you really do die.

Sam: Hey.

Cam: Hhheeey.

Sam: (sniff) ZOMG What is that smell?

Cam: I'm sorry, i have the death breath.

Sam: Dude, have you ever heard of mouthwash?

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shit breath

Fairly self explanatory. Someone who`s breath smells like shit. Usually caused by bad mouth/throat hygiene. Halitosis is the correct medical term.

"Hey shit breath, Have you been eating your own Pooh again?"

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cunt breathe

someone whose breathe smells like pussy, because they've been eating alot of it.

person 1: O MY GOD, that dude over there has the worst cunt breathe i've ever smelled.
Person 2: Yeah, i bet he got lucky last night.

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Dragon breath

Consumption of alcohol to the point where breath could be lit on fire.

Alcoholic breath.

Mark - *knocks on door*
Eric - *opens the door*
Mark - *in Eric's face* Hey can I have a soda?!
Eric - *taken aback* Damn, trying to burn off my face? You have horrible dragon breath.

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Breathe Smoke

its more of a phrase. it was first said (concluded by my research) in the movie "fight club". Tooken to mean 'commit suicide'

i wanted to put a bullet between the teeth ofd every panda that wouldnt fuck to save its species, i wanted to destroy something beautifu, i Wanted to Breathe Smoke.

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Breathe Carolina

The coolest band ever. They have their own genre. Kyle, is there nicest member. Josh, is there pretty member. and then there is some guy who helps them out, but isn't known. Also David, is there most 'oh, i'm so cool' member, who's mean.

girl 1; I saw breathe carolina's concert yesterday.
girl 2; oh, did david even come out to talk to people afterwards.
girl 1; what do you think?
girl 2; aha, oh. NO.

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