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Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.
The saga of @olivamunn and @kpereira the night they mega dared each other in a hot sauce shot contest. Pereira downed 11 to Munn's respectable 10 shots of Cholula Hot Sauce.
The act of passing highly acidic compounds through ones anus.
Dude, we're never doing that again! After those shots of hot sauce last night, it was a red hot pooper this morning.
Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.
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The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:
Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.
The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
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Plural noun.
Singular use; "ten shpot."
Irish slang originating from the TV show "Hardy Bucks".
It means bags of hash or sometimes weed, costing only 10 euro per bag. First used by Francis "The Viper" Higgins.
Dealer: "Ten shpots there lads, first come first served."
Buyer: "Ah here man I've only 9 quid to me name like, how about some mates rates?"
Dealer: "Feck off and stop wasting me time lad."
Buyer: "Fine, the shligo boys' hash is better anyway ya tire-faced freak."
The Ten Commuffments
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
Fingers; ten fingers or ten toes; working hands or feet;
Commandments: ten commandments;
Ten hours or days, minutes or miles; time or space;
Reasons: main purpose;
Complete course of instruction and authority.
Rules; bylaws;
Revelations 17:12 "And the ten horns which thou sawest are Ten Kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.
A slut cheerleader that has put her mouth on ten yards of cock.
Hey did you hear about Tiffany?
No, what about her?
She was caught having an orgy with the whole football team!
wow, what a ten yard cock licker.
A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”
“Ten fingers Ten Toes, man, I gotta leave”