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Dried up jizz splatter on the wall
Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.
It’s 60 today and my crabby patty is itching like a mother.
Mr Crabby’s after life.
Spongebob really wanted the Crusty Crab... :)
AYE YO, SPONGE BOB! BRING ME MY CRABBY PATTY!
A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.
“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”
A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.
Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
NastyPussy Thots SummersEve
when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up
person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?
person B: not you gripping my patty
almost the same as “calling me out”
Daaammn, look at that pale patty saving that black homeless man as Pale Pattie’s usually do.