period poop

When a guy takes a shit so rank that when he goes to wipe his ass he finds blood.

I just took a rank and bloody period poop just now. To women everywhere I salute you...

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Period Slap

When one person (male or female) slaps a woman with a (non-used) tampon or maxi pad, as an insult.

Mary was angry at Christina so she slapped her in the face with a pad... boy was that one hell of a period slap!

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Period week

The week your girl sends nudes and gives you blow jobs

I hate but love period week

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Period Fuck

Romantically/passionately kissing a girl instead of fucking because it's her time of the month.

Girl: "No sex tonight, but we can period fuck."

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Friend: "Hey, did you go all the way with Emily last night?"
Guy: "Nah, it was her time of the month, so we just period fucked."

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man-period

The time a few minutes after a guy gets kicked in the balls, lasts about 10 minutes to about an hour. It includes pain in the abdominal and groin region and the feeling of haveing to shit.

(it is called this because the symptoms are similar the the female period)

Guy 1:Dont touch me!!!

Guy 2:Wats wrong with you?

Guy 1:Sorry im on my man-period.

Guy 2:Oh you must have got kicked in the balls pretty hard then.

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Period Parfait

1) A parfait that uses yogurt and period blood/juices instead of fruit
2) A great tasting beverage that is a mixture of cranberry juice red bull and vodka. Usually ordered as two separate drinks (redbull and vodka and cranberry and vodka) then drank at the same time.

"That bitch is soo gross she resembles a period parfait" or "Hey bartender, get me a Period Parfait!"

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Period pooh

A phrase a DUMB ASS BITCH can up with to geek about

*bestfriend posts a picture of herself*

(A random dumb bitch : “periodt Pooh” )
@period pooh

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