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When you go out with someone and they seem normal but by the next date they change their personality into someone completely different. Aka their true wack self.
Simon was completely personality catfishing me. One day I thought he was cute then next he turned pyscho.
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Has no reason to exist, but now does anyway. And yes NOW since I am the first person EVER to use him (I think).
Person 1: hi
person 2: sup
person 1: nothing much
person 3: whats up, motherfu-?
person 1 & 2: STFU YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
person 4 & 5: *observing wtf is happening*
person 4: what are they on about?
person 5: AHHHH!!!! A GHOST!!!! A FUCKING HALLUCINATION!!!!
person 4: what? I exist, yk...
person 5: NO YOU DONT GET AWAY!!!!
person 6: *eating popcorn while everybody is arguing*
person 4: wait, who is eating that popcorn?
person 6: uh, most definitely nobody!!
person 4: i can see you, ya dumb fuck...
person 6: I AINT NO DUMB FUCK!!!!
person 7: fight fight fight fight!!!
person 8: where is everybody coming from?
person 5: more like where the hell did you come from...
person 9 & 10: OHHHHHHHHH
person 1: so ig we dont exist anymore.
person 2: yea, but weird, since we are the 2 most used...
person 3: imagine not existing and being practically neglected
person 11: bruh
person 12: person 3, that shit wasnt funny with yo on purpose irony having ass!!
person 3: who are you?
person 12: it dont matter who i a- wait, am i person 12? MAN, FUCK 12-
person 13: bro hates himself now 💀
person 14: aint no way you just said "skull emoji" out loud...
person 15: ok, this is taking too long. lets end this shit now...
person 1: fucking finally!!!!
THE END
A crocodile person is an aggressive, manipulative person who preys on feelings of social agony in others.
A crocodile person is someone who tries to get into committed relationships with those in need as a way of having someone to exact their aggressive, angry, domineering and manipulative propensities on. Crocodiles differ from psychopaths in the sense that they don't use glibness and charm.
They simply try to leverage things in their own way by coming across people in need, to use their desperation and eagerness for the compliments of socializing, which are just as well an immutable right.
Crocodile people pick up on very little beyond how they are feeling, what they want to do, and how they are conditioned to process, react and interact with the world around them .
The clear lack of thoughtfulness is easy to spot, but can still be overlooked if the victim is already convinced that the crocodile person is a catch.
Wendy comes from a dogmatic warrior subculture. She owns firearms, and uses coercion to arm-twist others to get what she wants. She married a very docile and sophisticated male, John. Wendy was often aggressive, disarming, disabusing, counter-assumptive, crude, not self-aware, lacking in accountability, and always let John's feelings go where they would go, as a way of keeping John unstable. When John would lose interest due to her troglodyte behavior, she would try to initiate sex or steer the convo in that direction.
Now that they're married, John has to comply with everything that comforts her, or else she throws a fit and starts making threats, lest he get himself shot or attacked in his sleep. So Wendy was simply using John as a way of being able to afford the implications of venting lots of machiavellian rage. Wendy is an example of a crocodile person.
used during human sexual acts such as intercourse and masturbation, to reduce friction to or between the penis and vagina, anus, other body parts.
I used personal lubricants the other day
When you cant talk to people or go out because of strict parents
"Lets go party , dont be a maiia person"
when the guy you like (who liked you back) is being really annoying and won't say you're his girlfriend so acts like he's in seventh grade and says you're his lady person
you're my lady person, aka the girl i like
A person that has nearly never been used in an Urban Dictionary definition.
Person 1: That would be crazy if there were more than 5 people in this universe.
Person 2: I know right!
Person 3: Yeah man. That would be SICK!
Person 4: Are there even 5 people in this universe?
Person 5: What would you think?
Person 6: Hey, how are you all?
Person 7: (non existent)