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vibrating pillow for masturbation, erotic riding
Suzanne rode her pillow pony to orgasm.
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While the white whale was going down on Ed, he whispered softly to her, "stick your finger between my fudge pillows"
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When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.
My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.
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Intimate communication with your partner before or after having sex.
She blew my mind and I had to open up to her after sex, as our heads laid side by side on the pillow talk.
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When a pillow is so flat that you might as well be sleeping on a sheet on notebook paper.
I hate hotels with paper pillows! They might as well give me a sheet of construction paper to rest my head on.
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A pussy ass mother fucker. Dude is weak as hell and can't hang anymore.
Can also be applied to females.
Symptoms of being pillow soft include suggesting going to sleep in the middle of drinking, constant caking up, adding y's that don't belong in words.
Michael is the most pillow soft person I know
Michael has gone pillow soft on us recently.
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When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.
Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack
Bro: Aight me too.
(Takes the last pillow)
Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!
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