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One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.
Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"
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Fucking Losers lmao
example: Dobby slowly inserted his throbbing rock hard cock into hermione, she gasped and grabbed the sheets, she loved it, dobby put both his miniscule hands around her waist, and with a nice gasp, he pushed in deeper, hermione has never had someone so deep into her before, she was moaning louder than a goat being put into a woodchipper, her pussy was stuffed with dobby, dobby had brought his friend, Johnny sins and Vincent Toro, Johnny inserted his penis into her mouth and Vincent went under hermione and put his penis into hermione's ass, she was stuffed from every angle, every hole filled, even her little pink one, with one loud moan, she made them all cum, she was stuffed to the brim, every hole filled with cum, before you could say "Harry Potter Fan Fiction is Overrated". Every. Single. Hole. was filled, everything, she was a human cum dumpster, people would come in and use her, she is a cum dumpster, what. a. whore.
man he plays Osu! hes probably also a Harry Potter Fan Fiction Writer
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Used when someone does something good or impressive that deserves recognition. Usually depends on the type of person they are then you can choose the house they go into
Jen: DUDE I JUST GOT US TICKETS TO MUSE UPFRONT
Sonia: NO JOKE Ten Points to (harry potter house here)
*since jen is super smart she would be ravenclaw
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It's said that after years of years of getting into Harry Potter thanks to someone else, there comes a time in every HP fan's time that they are ready to see this Chart
Wormtail>Cedric = Wormtail klled Cedric
Voldemort (Gave Wormtail's hand)> Wormtail
Harry>Voldemort.
Using an awesome method by some smart dude, this refers that not only does Harry Potter PWN a premature little Vampire, but 4 times
Therefore, Harry Potter is 4x better than Twilight.
Suck it Vampires
The Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules!
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One of the best Harry Potter quotes EVER!!!
As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '
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Person Idk what to put here
Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire
The words of a man with his priorities straight
Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?
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