A cheap circumcision. It results in not having a penis at all. It was NOT worth the money.
Skip: So is that why you don’t have a penis?
A person named Larry: Yeah! Was a rip-off!
Skip: You look uncomfortable, should we end this conversation and play Portal Co-op?
Larry: fuck yeah
taking the piss out of someone.
haha Evan it was so funny when you were ripping pish about Maisie snorting.
Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.
Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.
I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".
It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!
When one simply rip's the stick, he is driving his car (preferably a vauxhall corsa with 14yr olds girls as passengers) and by showing off he pulls his hand brake and does a hand brake turn, location is usually tesco car park.
Hey girls , im going to rip the stick!
Rip and Dip means to rip a fat fart and dip the fuck outta there.
Brain- Yo, this isle smells rank as shit
Kyle- Yeah, someone probably Ripped and Dipped
Brian- Ahh a classic Rip and Dip
ripping the beef ripped the beef
A loud, violent fart.
Damn, did you hear John rip the beef?