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The absolute pretence that you are an angel with no baggage or skeletons in your closet and that you are a wholesome, pleasant being with no sexual perversions.
Person 1: Where's that chocolate cake gone?
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.
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When you put the standard two fingers into a girl's vagina (or the ass for gay men) and make the peace sign for a scandalous surprise.
I got the Richard Nixon last night. It was both controversial and wonderful!
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The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.
Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....
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my hero!!! I love him, isn't he cute?:-)
richards hot.... don't u think so ?!?!?!?!?
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When you turn into a boffin, and proper geeky and annoyin.
Homie 1: I cant do this shit man, rubme richard now.
Homie 2: Fuck off you belend, u wna b a fuckin geek jus to be clever.
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American actor and musican commonly remembered as the parking garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". He was also the very first drummer for the band Sonic Youth.
"You guys have nothing to worry about. I'm a profesional" -Richard Edson's character in Ferris Bueller.
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