Gay Rights

Gay Rights are essential in my religion of Randogalphianism. We Randogalphians believe that people are born gay and choose to be straight. We believe that straight people can ultimately choose the correct path of homosexuality as Randogal willed it. Straight marriage should be illegal, and gay marriage should be mandatory.

The Book of Randogal 14:12 And the Lord Randogal said unto them, "Ye shall hold only lovers of thy same sex, and grant all the people gay rights. And ye shall condemn those who do not obey." And there was much rejoicing.

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womans rights

Something that happened many years ago that gave women the right to do what they want without having to answer to their husbands or "better halves." Now woman can have jobs vote or even run for office if they so choose to without having to deal with the cheuvantistic pigs that try to bring us down.

Man:"Woman, get back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!!"
Woman:"Fuck you!"*leaves the room.*
Man"Come on baby, lets talk about this."
Woman:"Talk about this!!"*slugs the idiot out the door and locks it so he can't get back in.*

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Mr. Right

A nickname given to a math teacher who always reminds his students not to assume that an angle in a geometric figure is ninety degrees, although it may deceptively look like it is a right angle.

Students of Mr. Wright call him “Mr. Right Wright” or “Mr. Right Squared,” because he won’t give them any marks if they assume without proof that a triangle is a right triangle.

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Equal rights

If women want equal right we'll give equal fight

You want equal rights?here's a 12 gauge slug to the head

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right out

assed out,shut down,deaded

You: O I asked my mom if i can go to the movies and she said no
Me:Damn you right out

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your right

The sarcastic way to let the people that are communicating with you know that they are wrong, very wrong. The only comeback to this response would be "I'm wrong." clarifying that the person declaring "your right" is wrong.

Justin: Dude, I was a beast at Halo2!!!

Chris:Your right.

Justin:I'm wrong!

Chris:Fine lets go get a copy and play right now!

Justin:I can't right now because I must go and count leaves....outside..... right now, sorry I have to go.

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She'll be right

A New Zealand saying which roughly translates into "Don't worry everything will be ok"

Bob "The sheep are loose again"
Bruce "Eh, she'll be right"

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