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preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.

"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."

by BrokenKing February 19, 2021


Rod Wiles

A dumpy racist turd that eats more red meat than a grizzly and hibernates on the toilet.

Jimmy, listen to that fat racist slob over there. Yeah, I saw him shit a tree stump. Wow he is a real Rod Wiles.

by Cheese dunker August 18, 2020


Rod sunrise

A catboy but in denial. Probably like mens but who knows? Loves crimes and terroizing Lyric aka Animallover24678

Whose that cool dude over there?

That's rod sunrise!

Oh my goodness

by Animallover24678 October 26, 2022


std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.

girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."

by leonsass August 3, 2024


Gungle Rod

A silly little name for a silly little character.

Guy: My dog just nibbled at my pants and ran away for no reason at all. He is such a Gungle Rod.

by "Lemonade" cat May 31, 2023


Flame Rod

A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.

Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022


dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo

I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding

by Captain Nemo's ship November 16, 2017