Random
Source Code
Random
The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.
Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.
A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.
Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.
1👍 1👎
Letters for when you don't feel like saying numbers
Dude 1: god I hated MMXX
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: 2020 in Roman Numerals
Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!
Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.
The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.
1👍 1👎
The current universal wwe champion, who thinks he's gigachad
Roman Reigns looks like gigachad
The supposid "Head Of The Table" for wwe, has had the undisputed title for more than 1000 Days, and considers himself the GOAT of WWE, yet he somehow only managed to wrestle 11 times in 2023. His "title defenses" all follow the same formula in which someone from the bloodline will interfere with the match and reigns will end once again as "champion". Roman Reigns fits the very defintion of Paper Champion
Roman Reigns is a paper champion who only defends his title once in a blue moon, while he enjoys his long vacations and ignores the challenges of the real wrestlers.