Bauer's Rule

Bauer's Rule, also known as the Poop to Pot Ratio, is used to determine whether a person is a pothead or not. If the number of times one poops in a day is equal or less than the number of times one smokes marijuana a day, then the person is a pothead.

Person One: Man, he says he never smokes, but he looks like such a pothead.

Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?

Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!

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Rule 1

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.

"Always remember rule 1."

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Ja Rule

Rapper who thinks he can screw with Eminem and gunit, there by dragging in d12

R.U.L.E aka S.H.I.T

Ja Rule had his name leaglly changed to Ja Shit!

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Rule Of 10

According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.

*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?

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road rules

1)When you're in a different area code you are technically single- when adhering to road rules.2) What goes on on the road stays on the road

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Rule 34

If you've thought of it, it's already porn.

Or will be.

Person 1: I wonder if there is Pokemon Porn?
Person 2: Rule 34
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Yes, there is.

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Rule 3

Rule of the internet
"We are anonymous"

12 yr old kid: who are you guys?
other person: hey kid, rule 3

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