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slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020


Andouille Slap

When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.

I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.

Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018


slap cheddar

to beat off, to ejaculate

What are you going to do tonight?
Slap cheddar.

by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008


Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

by Verostoria January 21, 2022


Sloth Slap

To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.

Bitch don't make me Sloth Slap the hell out you!

He got sloth slapped the hell out!!

by LTG291 January 11, 2013


slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 17, 2014


pickle slap

when vigil and sledge meet and vigil gets slapped with sledges hammer and then lord chanka comes out and starts fucking sledge yelling pickle slap then pulls out and makes sledge eat it

guy 1: oh fuck i almost got a perfect ace last night but then i got pickle slapped
guy 2: haha that was me that pickle slapped you no homo

by juandeag September 6, 2019

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