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For centuries the true definition of Tuna Sandwich has been lost until recently. Explorers discovered hyroglyphics covering the walls of the long lost pyramid of Barramundas. The only fish king to be mummified. The pictures adorning the walls were unwashed naked women with exotic vaginal adornments - that of the 99 cent tin of Tuna. As the explorers searched further up the walls they noticed that some of the unwashed women were having a snack on the said vaginal adornment, encasing it in 2 slices of bread.....
Girl one - I'm really hungry
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - I have a tuna sandwich
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - Wanna bite of mine?
Girl two - Only if you can take a bite of mine too
Girl one - Mmm love that tangy mayo
Girl two - what mayo?
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Sandwich is a small town in Illinois. it consists of about 10,000 people and is home of the Sandwich Fair, the biggest fair in the state. it has one small high school that consists of two hallways and has some pretty lame teachers. Sandwich is a town full of druggies and losers. And everyone has treid drugs here. There are some pretty nice old homes in the area and IF YOU COME HERE DONT MAKE FUN OF OUR NAME OR WELL KICK YOUR ASS. okay
Sandwich Illinois is kick ass bitches
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an insult that is put in between two compliments to lessen the blow; also known as a back handed compliment.
Shannon: hey emily, i really like your new haircut!
Emily: oh really, thanks!
Shannon: yeah it doesn't make your face look as fat
Emily: .....?
Shannon: yeah it looks hot though!
-later that day-
Hannah: hey emily did anyone say anything about your hair?
Emily: well, yeah shannon did, but it was a total sandwich compliment
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it is when your having sex and the girls on top and if you have a fat friend, you give him the thumbs up to come in and jumps on top of her back. forming a sandwich.
me and my friend gave your mom a sneaky sandwich.
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The act of two males grinding on a female, while the male on the frontside fingers the female. The behind male may do the same, creating a sandwich.
The two guys were sandwiching the girl on the dance floor, both fingering her, creating a finger sandwich.
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When someone feels the need to post on forums just because someone posted before them even though they don't have anything of substance to say.
"Dude, what was Marvin talking about in that post?"
"I don't know dude, just another Shap Sandwich"
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A powerful sandwich is no ordinary sandwich. A powerful sandwich is a challenge to create, a challenge to eat, and a challenge to master. How many items can you fit in it, how large can you go, can you handle the powerful sandwich?
Johnny and Kai couldn't handle the powerful sandwich
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