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Another word for a condom
You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.
A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant
Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night
Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.
These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.
How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?
I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.
Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.
When a guy wraps his penis around your neck and playfull chokes you. It's a super sexual fun addition to your sex life or sleepover. It is more fun when the guy has a long, juicy, fat one.
Guy 1: Dude my boyfriend gave me a sausage choker last night. His was way tooo big for me. I'm not gonna' lie, it actually left a mark on my neck.
Guy 2: I bet mine's bigger.
It's like scissor sisters but with guys. Sausage buddies is another word for a gay, homo, or straight guy that haves sexual intercorse with another guy without being in a commited relationship.
Tom: Hey dude last night was fun.
Greg: Yea it was! We should definitely be sausage buddies.
That 15 year old sausage dunder just failed 5th grade again.