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Grab dick day. September 12th is the day we’re you can grab any mans penis.They girl can get mad but it doesn’t matter.
I can’t wait for September 12th girl!
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September 8th is national be gay day without being gay ( but for girls ). Wanna kiss your best friend? Go for it! (remember consent) Wanna do more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Anyway just be gay (also if your were born on this day and your a girl your probably gay or bi.
Girl one- “ Hey Steph!”
Girl two- “ Kiss me Emily”
Girl one- “WTF NO”
Girl two- “But it’s september 8th”
Girl one- “Oh ok sure”
*they start kissing in front of their respective boyfriends*
Boyfriend 1- * stunned
Boyfriend 2- oh it’s ok, our day for this is october 20th don’t feel left out
Boyfriend 1- “ OH THANK GOD”
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On this day you should text and old friend that you haven’t seen in years and remember why you were besties
Person 1: hey haven’t seen you in ages we should do something soon
Person 2: yea that sound great when???
Person 1: well I’m free on the 24 September
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Simping Saturday. On this day, it is exceptional to simp for someone, Ask them out, ect.
Him: sorry Bae, its no simp September.
Her: Bae it’s September 17 simping Saturday!
Him: oh! Yessir!
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bitches born this day do be the slowest mfs
guy1: yo when were you born
guy2: september 15
guy1: no wonder you dumb asf
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The day where the gayest fucking people were born
Person:what’s your birthday?
Other person: September 4th
Person: YOUR GAY
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All the boys born in 15 September have a f*cking huge whale c*ck.
AY Bro its 15 september, its my birth day.
Damn, i bet you have a whale c*ck.
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