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shank

To hurt someone ;smack,slap

Joe: your such a retard
Jacob: shutup or I'll shank you !

by mustafa12345678 October 21, 2010


Shank

When one goes to the toilet for a shit, and also indulges in having a w@nk, it is referred to as a shank.

I'm going for a shank... Give me about 15

by Rumble2017 February 24, 2018


Shanks

'Red-Haired' Shanks is the sexy scruffy ginger badass who is like the father figure of Luffy.

Damn this guy is so fucking cool. Wherever he walks, people fucking faint in his presence, and not because he probably smells like booze and the fucking sea.

He fucking let a guy smash him on the head with a bottle and he just laughed it off.

Damn this guy's self control is so fucking sick that he didn't chop that mountain bandit into a 1500 slice count package of man salami. He wields a sword called fucking Gryphon and once was in Roger's Crew and gave Luffy his straw hat, aka his namesake. That's right, if Shanks never existed, the rest of his crew would probably be fucking dead or suffering. He used to fight Mihawk a lot, and even let a Sea King bite his arm off, just for the future generation.

You can't beat a guy like Shanks.

Person 1: I think Katakuri is cool.
Person 2: Yeah, well you can't beat Shanks!
Person 1: OMG Shanks. I want to eat his lice.

by AkagamiEmperor January 24, 2021


Shank

To stab someone with a knife; to fuck someone over, to fuck someone in the ass, to kill bitches

Dude if you dont stop being a jack knob, I'm gonna shank you!

by thatnolachix January 3, 2015


shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe February 26, 2005


Shank

A shit anti-climactic wank.

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!

by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017


Shank

From Shit + Wank, to masturbate whilst taking a shit.

I want a wank but I really need to take a shit and there isn't time for both! I know, I'll have a Shank!

by Mvfekker January 1, 2014

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