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Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other
Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.
Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?
Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single
Guy 2: Makes sense
when most people in America are single which is why they don’t get the net worth they want and why the government has more tax money than they would have if most people were married.
The state single structure made Americans not be in the millionaires and billionaires club but be worth a new 7-series BMW.
When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.
Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.
Basically a loser; if you've never been in a relationship you suck
Have you heard about the new student?
Yeah, apparently they're forever single
Makes sense, who'd want to date...that?
It’s what katycats deserve from the witness era
X: Omg no one notice ya!
Me: I’m like roulette as a single
When a person is masturbating and cums on their own face multiple times.
Single-Player Bukake is a new level of fetish.
when your group of three (threesome) is spontaniously joined right before you tee off on the first tee by a typically annoying person with no one else to play with. This phrase is derived from but is not making fun of pro golfer "Vijay Singh."
2. when your group is held up by a single player on the hole in front of you or if he/she jumps in front of you right before you tee off
golfer 1 - Dang man, we should have teed off when we had the chance, now we gotta wait on flippin' Vijay Single down there to move on.