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definitely not betrothed in the near future
Mariane & Al are definitely not quasi-single
A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.
He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost
A child, typically a fatherless teenager who doesn't have any siblings nor someone to cope with when they are down.
"u are single-child lol" Suck it kid
"U have no grills??"
"go away you stupid twat"
"Get lost, you single child"
"Bruh really your an only child?"
"You're alone"
When you are depressed because you are single and you know that no boys/girls like you more than a friends.
Kate: I’m sad and single
Beth: I’m not, I’m so happy and dating the love of my life!
When a woman's g-string is showing from both sides of her pants, usually very high, giving the appearence of suspenders. These showcase her availability and wanting.
Chelsea was looking good with her single suspenders, Brian knew he had a chance.
An unreasonable philosophy usually developed through puberty in adolescent males, that one may never be truly happy with their lives without a significant other.
This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.
This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.
Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
A: Life sucks, man. If only I had a girlfriend.
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome