Sir. Yappington the Third

A person, usually male, who constantly talks non-sense, or yaps that they could either be royal or knighted for how much they do so.

James: Please make room for our highness you peasants, Sir. Yappington the Third is coming through!
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..

Gentil sir

Person( usually a man)

Would tip a Fedora Unironically after talking to woman

Wrecks other people’s friend ships

Reece is a gentil sir he says to girls that he would give girls the world

sir air Mancus

Mancus butt sir air sir

Marcus: o r u
Mancus: im a sir air Mancus

sir pops alot

the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:

1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes

Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"

Sir Nance A Lot

1) Anyone whom acts less than manly in any situation.

2) One whom nances(takes too much time) when passing the bowl and therefore slows the entire rotation, demanifying himself in front of his bros.

Sir Nance A Lot over here hasnt passed the bowl in 15 minutes. Damn kolbi hustle up you nagger.

sir grump

Ill Tempered man, devirginizing is his occupation.

Sir Grump devirginized all members of an alliance, both male and female.

Sir Bottomslayer

Legendary knight famous for attacking people from behind. It is said this is how mankind developed cracks in their buttocks.

Here is an example of Sir Bottomslayer being used in a sentence.