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Surprise-thrusting a cunt into the face!
I'd just had a clean shave and shower and was ready to have a lovely night out when a bitch from the hood Clam Slammed my ass and I had to wash the slimey splatter off my face.
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A sexual maneuver whereupon the female, situated on top, eases her genitalia up gently up the shaft of the penis and proceeds to 'slam' down hard.
I could sure go for a CANDY SLAM! right about now!
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The alcoholic drink enjoyed by strippers everywhere. 2 parts Malibu Coconut. 1 part Raspberry Schnapps. 1/2 part Peach Schnaps 1 part Orange Juice. 1 part Cranberry Juice. 1 part Pineapple Juice. Splash Grenadine. Must perform the dance move, "Cooter Slam" while drinking.
5,6,7,8, Praise Christ, Praise Christ, Double Dream Hands Take the Shot, Cooter Slam.
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A male performing a one night stand with a female successfully penetrating, and ejaculating in every love hole, before going to sleep.
"Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?" Ya man, I hit a grand slam on her.
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A movie with I-love-being-naked Vanessa Hudgens, some ugly nerd kid, and Alyson Michalka. DO NOT WATCH IT. It's RETARDED. Basically, some wannabe nerds who know how to play instruments and THINK they can sing get together and get a band, which, OF COURSE, *EVERYONE*, and I mean EVERYONE, just absolutely LOVES. Even though they pretty much suck.
Best Line: NONE.
Worst Line: Okay, this ruined the whole movie. "Whats your name?" *naked girl writes down SA5M* "The 5 is silent."
WTH? You loser!
DO NOT WATCH
Mileycyrusrules: I loved that movie, Band Slam.
Boomboompow: Wow, your a loser. *logs out*
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The action of two obese homosexual males inserting their genitals inside each of their navels. The position this usually takes place during is the classic 6to9 position that most females enjoy during lesbian sexual intercourse. (Basically, two fat guys shove their dicks into the other guy's bellybutton.)
Person 1: Dude, apparently Bob and some other guy pudgy slammed each other!
Person 2: Wait... WTF HOW DO YOU KNO- shh...... Don't tell anyone... Damn I'm going to slam him harder tonight...
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A gay sex act involving man on man face sitting, razor blades, and piggy back rides.
I can't get hard unless I am Oosta Slammed.
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