slow warming coffee pot

when you wait awhile before having sex with someone.

I just want to let you know before we get to the house the I’m a slow warming coffee pot

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Slow up the train man

Back it up a sec
Hold up
Wait a min

Liz: At class today this boy told me he wanted to get my lovin. Guess what I said!
Kel: What did you do.
Liz: Slow up the train man. Take yo' nonsense, pack it in a suitcase, zip it and manage. Before I kick your booty to tune town. You can even manage the train tell yo crew your nonsense and they can believe what ever you tell them.
Kel: WTH did you just say.
Liz: What my momma would have said.
Kel; (lol) omg your something else
Liz: I know! Now, please let me have a snack woman.

My car is slow bai

A middle aged fatty always brags about his black Toyota Supra. He always claims that his car is slow by the quote "My car is slow bai" in order to get some other people to reply something like "No, your car is fast". This sentance actualy means "My car is slow, BYE" when smoking his rival. Because he overused this quote and then some other people have started making fun of him imitating him.

A: My car is slow bai.
B: So you drive a Supra

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slow motion light effect

The feeling of wanting to rave. When typing it you'd never capitalize any of the letters because all lowercase gives it the soothing rave appeal.

I have slow motion light effect.

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Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.

Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.

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Slow down their speed racer

1. someone who says something they should not be saying

2. someone over exaggerating on something small

Angelos: wow! brandon your girlfriend is fucking hot

Andrew: slow down their speed racer

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slow your roll

Slow the vehicle down.

slow yo roll foo, aww yeah there be some nice bitches all up in this mua

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