When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought
‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’
The Pg version of saying fucked
Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed
Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face
I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed
When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue
"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"
To be wet with water and then blasted with blue chalk meant for a chalk line tool.
Brian got Smurfed by the framing crew this morning for stealing their speed square .
You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.
Faggot COD Noob: " Man you see that guy he got destroyed"
Mate of the noob: " Yeah he got smurfed"
When someone gets hit by a object or an insult
"DUDE, johhny just got smurfed by that volleyball, AF."