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Little fuzzy pieces of sock or lint from socks that get stuck between your toes after a long day of sock wearing.
Ashley had blue sock worms between her toes because she wore blue socks today.
I just picked a bunch of sock worms out from between my toes.
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when a man can't find a condom on short notice, he takes off one of his dirty sweaty socks and put his johnson in it and goes at it
Not wanting to knock his bitch up again, Cary, in a fit of passion, made due with a strasburg sock.
This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.
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v. when a family member or house mate sees you plan to use the washer, and throws their load in before you can.
ex: Mary is in her room sorting through dirty clothes and forming a pile of things to be washed, meanwhile, Lynnette sees this and puts her laundry in first. Mary finishes sorting her laundry and is furious to find out that she has been sock-blocked.
Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!
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I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!
Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.
That girl is just here to cook socks.
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A method of Sexual Abuse. A fetish of sorts. Method: Anal Sex proceeds between a man and a woman. While in the midst of the initial action, a sharp punch is delivered to the female's stomache by the male. In doing so, the rectum tightens so much, that when the penis is pulled out, the retal innards are removed with it. This "inside-out" rectum is referred to as the "Red Sock".
*hot anal sex*
Male: Bitch! *punches womans stomache and pulls out penis HARD*
Woman: Oh no! The red sock strikes again!
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A latex covering for ones penis used for protection while it is inserted into the anal sphincter of another.
The anal sock was covered in shit.
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v., sucks, royally.(East Coast)
Frig it Scully, this town friggin' socks.
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