We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein
To ejaculate sperm from the penis
"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"
To ejaculate semen from the penis.
The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.
A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.
Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.
Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.
Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!
when you put sperm on your finger and insert the finger into a girls vagina trying to get her pregnant
me and my boyfriend tried finger sperm to get pregnant
A term used to describe a woman who is lacking in any sort of social morals. For example, a slut.
Dude, That girl has slept with so many guys she has literally turned in to a sperm pit.