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Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever

"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein

by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023


Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm from the penis

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"

by Hoodies on the beach December 29, 2016


Sperm the worm

To ejaculate semen from the penis.

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.

by Hoodies on the beach March 24, 2016


sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.

Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.

by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017


Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021


finger sperm

when you put sperm on your finger and insert the finger into a girls vagina trying to get her pregnant

me and my boyfriend tried finger sperm to get pregnant

by coochiegurl1000000 January 16, 2021


Sperm pit

A term used to describe a woman who is lacking in any sort of social morals. For example, a slut.

Dude, That girl has slept with so many guys she has literally turned in to a sperm pit.

by NikNakNoo June 12, 2015