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Stinky dirty booty lil boy with a Dickie Dew!
Stephen was with a group of us and we heard what we thought was a wet burp but was in fact a shart coming from the stinky dirty booty lil boy with a Dickie Dew!!!
Go wipe yo ass Stephen!!!
Stinky dirty booty lil boy with a Dickie Dew!!
We were sitting in a group when we all heard a loud burp which actually turned out to be a shart, that came from the stinky dirty booty lil boy with a Dickie Dew!!!
GO WIPE YOUR ASS STEPHEN!!!! LMAO
Stinky dirty booty lil boy with a Dickie Dew!!
Stinky dirty booty lil boy always sharting!!
Hey, Stephen ? You need some toilet paper?
Stephen is apparently, in his own words, a loser.
He will pretend to care about someone only to suddenly go cold on them for no discernible reason, and discard them without warning.
Instead of explaining his feelings or sympathising with those of the other person, he will simply blame anyone but himself and then treat you like he actually hates you, suggesting that everything prior wasn't even real and was just an act.
Stephen is a good reminder of why I don't trust men and consider most of them to be pretty shallow and mean. Sadly, most of the good memories I have of him are now overclouded by feelings of hurt and loss.
Stephen, I'm sorry you felt you had to avoid me. I would have been happy staying friends but it seems you have moved somewhere else or vanished off the face of the earth or something.
Your friendship meant as much to me as anything else would have and I was lonely and depressed for months afterwards because you weren't there anymore.
I even started hallucinating a few men I'm pretty sure were not real. And one of them doesn't disappear or is there very often, which is very annoying because he is really annoying.
I would much rather see you than these weird-ass, annoying hallucinations that have apparently taken your place.
You may never see this, of course, and that's okay. I will probably eventually delete it, anyway.
I am doing my best to move on but the hallucination that's like a really jackass version of you sure isn't helping with that.
I really liked Stephen, who gave warmth to my icy, robotic heart; but then he broke it and that really hurt my feelings.
Your average techy iron ingot warframe enjoyer that still is struggling to understand why it’s not gay.
__**HOW.mp4**__
*Act 1 Scene 1*
Ryan - Stephen, I love you, I'm sorry
Stephen - Ac-th-the thats gay.
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈
Dean - Well so- what- wait wait, how is that gay though?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❔
*(Silence, 2 seconds)*
Stephen - You've got a point
*(Ryan bursts into hysterical laughter)* 🤣😂
Ryan - Stephen, how is it gay?
*(Boom)* ❔🏳️ 🌈
Dean - How is it gay, Stephen?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❓
Ryan - Nah man. Don't have it Stephen.
*(Boom)* 🚫
*(Ryan continues to laugh)*
Stephen - Anyway, can you just- can you just-
***FIN***
Stephen is a complete Wigga who will never miss an opportunity to disrespect you at any waking moment even if he is happy or sad he will always be an ass
Normal man 1:"Yo bruh Stephens a bitch."
Normal man 2:"What dafuk got into him this man is completely braindead."
Stephen:"Ligma balls nigga hahaha."
No one really pronounces Stephen as "Stephen", but more like some random ass person name Steven. The only person I know that is called Stephen is Stephen Curry, but any other Stephen I meet shoots like Ben Simmons and charges into the baskets like a slow Shaq that can never finish. Stephen is that burnt cinnamon roll you'll probably step on in your life because you find that they're really useless (except Stephen curry) that never do well in school and think they're smart every time they beat someone who's better than him in a test.
*stephen bricks a basketball three*
"What can I say, my name is Stephen and I'm so good"
"Yea, good luck on that Steven.