Stop & Go Traffic

When on the rode, and the lights keep turning red, then green again. You often catch every red light, leaving you waiting. This traffic usually always has at least 1 accident.

Boss(On phone with employee): Why are you so late for work?

Employee(On phone with Boss): Sorry, Sir, I ran into some Stop & Go Traffic!!!

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I SAID STOP

YOU PLAYING TOO DAMN MUCH

babe stop, babe stop, I SAID STOP, YOU PLAYIN TOO DAMN MUCH

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commit stop living

gay die

i am gay i want die
i want to commit stop living

gay

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mexican pit stop

This is a risky situation. First you must pour gasoline in her ass hole. Fill her up good! Slide your dick in and out of butthole untill you have started to ejaculate. Then quickly b spread your cum all over her tits. Then lick it off !! Yum!

I have to go do an Mexican pit stop to my grandma.

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stop drop and prokop

When 2 gay men 69 and cum in each others mouth at the same time

I walked in on my boyfriend joe in the middle of a stop drop and prokop. I finished watching them, jerked off, and dumped his ass

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passed the bus stop

term used when one takes a joke to far.

Person 1: Woah man she is fat.
Person 2: Yah i know shes really fat.
Person 2: Shes like as fat as a whale.
Person 2: Shes fatter then dilbert grates mom.
Person 2: She even fatter then fat it's self.
Person 1: Dude you passed the bus stop

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Irish Pit Stop

Vomiting half way through a night of drinking so you can continue your night out and drink more

Got so drunk I had to take an Irish Pit Stop so I didn't have to go home early.

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