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Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.
I had the Don Shula special at the steakhouse and I spent the next day with a meat sweat plug.
A friend of the opposite sex, who you enjoy hanging out with, but is so unattractive that you prefer they wear sweats and a sweat shirt when you see them.
No man I'd never touch that, she's just a sweat shirt friend.
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"Hey, are you gonna do your homework?"
"Man, don't sweat me".
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a song that bts (the best kpop group ever dont @ me) made and it is amazing and you should listen to it right now okay? okay.
"HEY! have you listened to bts's new song 'Blood, Sweat and tears?"
"No! i haven't but i will right now!!"
"have you SEEN jimin?!? hes so hot!!!"
"I AGREE!!"
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Meaning when you've been on the gear in a club or rave, your body temperatures not above the normal but you're clearly sweating beads whilst chewing your own jaw off.
I was in the club, spinning my feet, sweating like a lizard
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The tangy juices that accumulate on the testicles when one has not bathed for a few days or has had vigorous sex and fallen asleep without cleansing the nads.
Jimmy Bobby: What did you make that dang face for?
Jimmy Bobby's sister: Your nuts taste like ball sweat vinegar! Worsh your ass or Ima puttin ma cloths back on!
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An act where a male masturbates to into a sock until ejaculation. Said sock is then turned inside out so that the ejaculate is now exposed. The masturbator then takes the dirtied sock and slaps an unsuspecting victim in the face with it. Shame, humiliation, and hilarity come with being soaked with rocket sauce.
Bill was being kind of a dick to Jerry, so Jerry decided to give Bill the ol' Auburn sweat sock.
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