Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!

Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.

Phil Swift

Our lord and saviour

Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?

Phil swift

At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.

Um.. Chile anyway-

He sells flex tape

Phil swift is here for flex tape.

Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil

Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you

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Swift

Being gentle with someone you aproach

Dawg be SWIFT when you talk to her

Swift

To do something cool or swiftly

Wow mason just a 360 and it was swift!

Swift

· When you look like you've just left the mall.
· Having on a outfit that eveybody likes.

·New Shirt, New pants, New shoes. New hairdo.

Originated in Florida.

"D*mn bruh you swift as f*ck (today/tonight)"

"Look at (him/her), (she/he) swift."