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A selfless individual who takes semi-abandoned/ emotionally raw teenagers under their wing as a temporary or permanent non-biologically related parent. Though, almost constantly it feels as if they could be your parent.Examples of activities that happen between your and pseudo mom: Boba ball fights, exchanging of music, staying weeks at a time at her house, finding her dogs in the rain while singing "i'm singing in the rain", Talking comfortably about sex,and sobbing like two babies when she moves to the next city. Psuedo moms are almost alway cooler, younger, and more understanding than biological parents. Most of the time you will leave your house go to your psuedo mom, and be home
"so nice to meet you Alexandra, and this must be your daughter!"
"nope, i'm her psuedo mom!"
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In a lesbian relationship when both women make a lot of money so they throw dollars at each other while having sex.
Wow, she is sugar momming so hard, she throwing hundreds around the bedroom.
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Person 1: i'm gonna say the n word
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good
below is a gif of your mom and her sister.
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An annoying remark to piss you off. Don't let it. Come back with something to make them speechless.
Guy: So what are you doing today?
Annoying Kid: Your mom!
Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry.
Annoying Kid: ...
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the answer to all lifes questions.
Sara:what grade did you get on your math test?
Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!
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A phrase used by a fat dude in regular show called muscle man! Regular show is pretty awesome!
Muscle man: "You know who else likes soda"?
Muscle man: "MY MOM!!!"
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