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Oh, the irony. "Your retarded" is incorrect. It should be "You're retarded". Saying "your retarded" is just making yourself retarded by not knowing the correct grammar.
Billy Bob: your retarded
Sally: Look who's talking. Get some grammar lessons, retard.
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the act of planting and harvesting retards
oh man look at those retards!
yeah they probably came from tom's retard farm.
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When, for some reason, a man cannot blow his spunk on time. Also known as delayed ejaculation, retarded ejaculation has plagued mankind since the dawn of chivalry, when men were supposed to care about a woman's feelings. This brainwashing of care into the minds of men around the world has become the bane of sexual pleasure for men. It becomes a block in their mind, stopping them from experiencing the power of shooting their load.
I suffer from retarded ejaculation.
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It's when someone is so dumb you are sure they are retarded but not medically diagnosed as being retarded.
OMG! Your you're such an idiot! Do you have Chronic Retardation?
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A bitch and a retard that is both an ass and... well retarded... Just face it, retarded bitches are all around us and probably exist in outer space too.
THEY RUIN YOU! Beware of the friggin' retards and bitches combined. Seriously.
Damn! He cuckholded me and his IQ is at 69!!! What a retarded bitch.
Catarine Joicaphine decided to jump scare him again, but fell over in her chair and had a stroke... What a toxic retarded bitch!
This dude Ben Dover had parents who cheated on each other, and had a low enough IQ to name him that... What retarded bitches.
Peter Zheng got pissed at his ex-girlfriend because his coin business wasn't going well so she finally rejected his micropenis... What a retarded bitch!
The ghost got her class killed by farting loudly when the gunman walked by her class... Such a retarded bitch.
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You’s is a retarded nigga
Jared: David come over here
David : fucking dies
Jared: you retarded nigga
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1) Somewhere you never should go.
2) Playing a mentally handicapped person in a film or show with no exceptional or redeeming skills.
You went full retard man. Never go full retard.
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