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Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.
I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!
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an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of
chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM
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party girls. girls that aren't averse to snorting cocaine
song by the weeknd
I wanna party with some glass table girls tonight
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Charlie: yo did you hear that one kid?
Brent: yea he was speaking enchantment table. he must be a god or something!
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A group of individuals so closely knit that they are known simply as "The Knights". When the group is together, preferably at a round glass table, together they partake in the lush activities that encompass consuming cannibus. This small group of people that come together day in, day out to enjoy the fruitfulness of marijuana's treasure share a deep bond closer than even that of any molecular bond. They are inseparable. They are the Knights of the Round Table.
Hey, did you guys see the Knights of the Round Table last night? I wish I could be them, they have harnessed the true meaning of life together.
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Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".
Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .
La' Foul: Wow who won?
Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*
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A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.
So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5