Having hoes

Having many males/females that you are talking to at once but they think they are your priority not knowing of the others

Having hoes is great until they all find out

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Lap Hoe

A hoe that goes around laying on everybody's lap. She takes up every offer to lay on a pair of open legs

Noyin is a fucking lap hoe. I saw her sit on six guys laps today.

scuffle hoe

A girl that is incredibly friendly and flirty with multiple guys, leading them to believe they have a chance of dating her. The girl actually never intends to date them and the guys never had a chance. She may do this purposefully for her own amusement, or unintentionally.

She is such a scuffle hoe. How do all those guys not realize that she is just playing them!?

Popcorn Hoe

Female who usually appears average in her daily life then suddenly transforms (similar to popcorn popping or transforming) dressing to impress typically on a Friday or Saturday night getting turnt up.

" ohh look at her, looking like a true popcorn hoe today! "

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hoe and a half

When a person is a hoe but they're not hoey enough to be two hoes therefore they become a hoe and a half

WOW! he's really acting like a hoe and a half!

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Alpha Hoe

In social animals, the alpha is the individual in the community whom the others follow. In Homo sapiens the Alpha Hoe prides themselves on their ability to Attract and wrangle the "Cock". If dick hunting was economics their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Hoe Pack is envitbly diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a alpha hoe at the top, competiters for Alpha Hoe in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling alpha and take her place.

1) Two college roommates vying for "Alpha Hoe" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA in a futile attempt to show off there cock courting superiority and in the process discourage other hoes.
2) a) the chick every guy wants to get. b) The chick most guys know they can get with. c) The poster child for planed parenthood

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IG Hoe

Any person who seeks to get attention, likes, or approval by posting provocative pics on InstaGram

You looking like a IG Hoe posting all them thirsty pics!