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The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it
"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"
A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.
I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.
the big ass desert in australia
why is the Australian Outback so fucking big?
When one uses their eyelashes to tickle a woman’s clitoris.
A butterfly kiss but down under.
You see his eyelashes? I’d let him give me an Australian butterfly kiss.
Lunch down under ;)
Al fresco oral sex
Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!
The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.
Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"
when a girl is sucking your dick from the back
last night kelly gave me an Australian carwash"