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A severe medical condition that causes an enlarged prostate, normally linked to being either to horny, or the over usage f your timber.
Timmy won't be at school today because he was up to late and got a penis barrel.
When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.
Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!
Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.
Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there
A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”
When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.
After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.