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when playing beach volleyball, when one member of the team raises his short arms to reach the ball only to touch it with his fingertips to roll backwards and fly even farther away from him.
Logan: Get the ball!
Wil: I'm gonna get it!
Logan: You gotta jump!
Wil: Shit, i missed it.
Logan: No, you got it, you just pulled a fucking backwards bill again.
Wil: (cries)
an amazing person who has an amazing personality. he's also funny.
Fred: "Bill Hader is a cool guy!"
Lorne:"I agree. Very successful man."
A monthly bill from a woman named Jenn who lured you into sex for the sole purpose of child support.
Friend:“Hey man! Why don’t you ever have any money?”
Me: Cause I have to pay my Jennetric bill
Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.
line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.
The female lays on her side while one leg is in the air. The man straddles between her legs in a cowboy position and proceeds to have sexual intercourse. During which time she rotates her hips like a tornado, while he grasps onto the leg in the air. One can variate from this by using one thumb to rotate over the clitoris.
The Pecos Bill had to hold on as she tried to buck him off.
Bill Yates AKA Kentucky Brawler is from a small town in the state of Kentucky.
Bill is professional fighter and a union boilermaker/welder
Bill started training at age 26 years old this kick started his amateur career in mixed martial arts. He had the honor of training with some professional boxers in his fight camps.
In 2016 at age 32 years old he had his debut.
Bill is the Kentucky heavy weight champion and The World Boxing Federation North America Heavy Weight Champion.
In Bills spare time he loves helping and teaching kids. His main gym is in Ashland , Kentucky Phil Clarks Martial Arts Academy. Bill also soared with West Wood Boys Club also in Ashland, Kentucky.
Bill has a lot of people that contribute to his success some of which is Phil Clark, Travis Hanshaw, Keith Salmons they help in his conditioning. Bills promoters are Tom and Mindy Hanshaw. His amazing manager is Travis Hanshaw
Bills stats are
5-1 Amateur
7-2 Professional
Bill Yates Professional Fighter
Bill Booth is a man who is the hero of his own fanfiction. He believes he is the most elite athlete through all of creation. Some may describe him as arrogant, superior, a-wipe. Others may describe him as a mythical being, one who transcends the standards of conventional human ability. He can typically be seen in parking lots, putting shards of glass into his mouth, although he frequently advises against it.
Yo did you hear Bill Booth spent five grand on a floppy disc?