To call someone a cabagge means thet they are some what not all there (a spanner and a large hammer short of a tool box)
you are a cabbage that is what you are boy
A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.
Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.
C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"
That was so cabbage!
UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.
That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.
The monetary damage incurred by riding a cab. Often under-defined as simply the act of riding a cab.
Person 1: "My car was all broke, I had to grab a cab to work"
Person 2: "What was the cabbage?"
Person 1: "40 bucks"
When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.
"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".
Meaning the opposite of savage. A person who is a cabbage is a nice, goody two shoes who is afraid to get their hands dirty.
" Yo I can believe that kid snitched, he's such a cabbage."